1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. I'm reading a book aboout anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
3. Did you hear about the guy who's whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: Their feet smell and their noses run.
7. A bicycle can't stand on it's own because it is two-tired.
8. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.
9. What did the grape say when he was stepped on? Nothing- he just let out a little whine.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back for seconds.
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